As I promised in my last post, if I couldn't put my shirt on Friday I would give you a review of the medical services in Golden Colorado. Right on cue I tried to get ready for work Friday morning and my left arm would not go more than 90 degrees without becoming extremely painful at the top of the shoulder. It was painful to lift..so I used my other arm to try and lift it over my head and I almost cried it hurt so bad. Just to make sure that the pain was bad..I did it again. Amazingly enough..the same thing happened. I decided not to do it a third time. Thus, I decided to go see my doctor. Luckily the Doctor's office I go to is just a mere 2 miles from my house. So I struggled into a t-shirt...drove my daughter to summer camp..stopped and picked up donuts and went to the doctor. I have seen my doctor so many times the last three months and bugged the entire staff that I now believe it necessary to bring treats when I enter the building. Last time it was bagels..this time donuts. I pulled into the parking lot and noticed one of the spaces had a sign on it..reserved for me. That can't be good.
I walked inside and of course everyone at the desk knew me..(I don't call for appointments anymore..just walk in with the goodies..pass them over the counter and ..voila..miraculous opening). After allowing the staff a few minutes to play..let's guess what is wrong with Scott..I informed them of my biking injury. I couldn't get into see my regular doctor ( Dr. Gale) until the afternoon ...and since I always need immediate attention..they set me up with another one of the docs (All three of the docs in the building know me..obviously). The doctor I saw is a young woman (Dr. Vonn) and I am not as familiar with her staff as my regular doctor. Thus I got to meet her nurse and PA. Turns out her PA works the medical tent in Kona every year..thus we discussed the medical tent and dehydration and everything tri related. She then asked me how I fell off my bike and where it hurt. I corrected her and told her I did not "fall" off my bike...but instead was flung over the handlebars at high speed. In my mind this was a very important distinction. I asked her if she needed me to take off my shirt so she could see my shoulder and she responded ..no..
The doc came in..I then retold my story of the bike crash..this time I was going faster and flew farther. She looked at me and then felt the protrusion on my shoulder over my shirt. She stated that with my description of the pain and the way the AC joint was protruding it seemed like a separation. I then informed her that she was feeling the bump on my good shoulder. Apparently not everyone has noticeable protruding bumps on their shoulders..I am just special. She was actually slightly relieved when she felt the other bump and suggested an xray. I asked her if she needed me to take my shirt off so she could see my shoulder and she responded..no..we don't need to see that. What the heck did that mean..we don't need to see "that"? Shouldn't she have said "it " or "your shoulder"? Not.."that" She did promise me that I could take my shirt off for the xrays.
So I went across the hall three feet to Xray where my favorite nurse was...Tara. She said she had missed seeing me the last couple of weeks along with the bagels I brought. I started to take my shirt off for the xrays..and she stopped me..that won't be necessary..just keep your shirt on. Now I knew there was some sort of conspiracy...She took the xrays and showed them to me right away. Usually I just self diagnose and the doctor is just called in for a second opinion. Tara and I decided there was no fracture and that the ligaments looked good. Dr. Vonn joined me in my room a few minutes later and confirmed my diagnosis. Grade 1 shoulder separation of the AC joint. (This is sometimes referred to as a sprain..but separation sounds cooler) The shoulder was going to hurt for a while but no surgery.
I was told I could ride my bike..preferably my road bike as long as I didn't fall off. The tri bike would be a problem because of the aero bars..and swimming was out for a couple of weeks. Running was ok if it did not hurt too much. As far as a review of my doctors and staff..I couldn't ask for better. They are knowledgeable, considerate, kind, have a great sense of humor, bend over backwards to accommodate me...and best of all don't lock the door when they see my car pull up.
I went home to change for work. I ran inside and it took me 5 minutes to take my shirt off. I was standing in front of the mirror since I somehow thought watching myself would lessen the pain in the arm. Boy was I wrong. I finally got the shirt off..was staring into the full length mirror and thought to myself. Wow..No one needs to see "That".
Strange..I have actually been training pretty good the last two weeks..even my ill fated mountain bike ride was easier and faster than it had been 10 weeks earlier. And my resting heart rate was down about 10 beats from two weeks ago. I decided to jump on the scale.
To add insult to injury one of my relatives sent me this recipe..
oven to 350; smoosh refrigerated cookie dough into the bottom of each
well. Place Reese cup upside down on top of cookie dough (or an Oreo!).
Top with prepared box brownie mix, filling 3/4 full. Bake for 18
Oh yes..Heaven..or it will get you there faster. I shared this on my facebook page and an interesting dichotomy appeared..My triathlon friends were pretty much mortified..My non triathlon friends were intrigued and a lot of them had tried this or something similar..especially the Wisconsin ones. Honestly, yes..this looks damn good and I would try it..at the same time I know that I could not have just one and that it is pure garbage for your body.
My goal is to be able to eat "clean" 90% of the time but never to become a food nazi and look down on these types of recipes. Moderation would be the word. Like I said. My issue right now is I am not eating clean at all and portion control is out the window. My goal is that my next post will have a nutritional recipe that even my non-athlete friends will like..and to report back that the scale just needed a new battery and the reading was a glitch.
Oh..and a shout out to my friend Jen from New Jersey..She has signed up for her first triathlon on July 21, 2013. I hope everyone gives her some encouragement and follows her on her blog..From Fat To Finish Line
Happy Trails Everyone..and try not to fall off your bikes!..especially you Jen.